/* ---------- "The Complete Guide to Cows -- Novem" ---------- */
--==>> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS <<==--
as you've NEVER seen them before!
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(oo) ( November 1989 Version! )
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* ||----|| Edited by Eric W. Tilenius
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type
with milk after milking cow with milk
(___) (___) * (___) (___)
(o o) (o o) (o o) (o o)
/------- / /------- / \------- / /------- /
/ | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O
* ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----|
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~
Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull
seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ | || )*)(\/* / * / | ||
* ||----|| * |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
on grass on cow
(__) (__) * (__) * (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) | (oo)
/--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/
* o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
ooo~~ ~~ ooooooooooooooooo ~~ ~~ ~~
Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
a shit shit kicked out of her
(__)
(oo) U
/-------\/ /---V
/ | || * |--| .
* ||----||
~~ ~~
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
(__) )__( vv vv
(oo) (oo) ||----|| *
/-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
/ | || / | || /\-------/
* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
~~ ~~ vv vv (~~)
American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
(__) (__) (__)
(oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
/-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
/ | || / | || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
(__) (__) (__)
(OO) (@@) (xx)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
/ __
/ ||
(__) (__) / (_||_)
SooS (oo) \/ (oo)
/------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/
/ | || / | || / S / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
to George Washington this cow cow
(__)
* (__) (oo)
(oo) /------\/
\-------\/ /| |/ |
| ==$ || / | [) ||
||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to
to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
(___) (__) (__)
( O ) (oo) (oo)
/------- / \/--------\/
/ | ||V | |
* ||----|| ||------||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
(__) (__)
[##] (@o)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__)
/ | || / | || / | || (oo)
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~
This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
(____) (____) (____)
(oo ) (o o) ( O O)
/----------- / /----- /---- /----------- /
/ || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/
/ || |||| | | | | | / || ||||
* ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----||||
/\/ /\/ / / / / ~~~~ ~~~~
This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
legs or eight
O__O \_|_/
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
(__) (__)
~~ (oo) (--)
~~~~ /-------\/ /-\/-\
~~~~~ / | || /| |\
~~~~~ * ||----|| ~ | | ~
~~~~~~~~ ====~~====~~==== | |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ /----\
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / \
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ * ~
Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
(What a bod, huh guys?)
) (__)
/ (oo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow swimming at Amityville
(Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
* (__)
(DD)
/-------\/
| / | ||_\_/
| (__) * ||----|
\\|| \(oo) ~~ ~
\|| \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at
~~ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
\ ||
\\||
\||
~~ / / / / / / / / / / /
\\_ / / / / / / / / / / / /
\_ / / / / / _______ / /
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | / /
/ / / (__)| / /
/ / / (oo)| / /
( @@@ ) /-------\/ |
( @@ ) (------------) / | ||~_|
@@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----|
@@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ~~ ~
/--UU--\/ (____________)
/ | || Cow sheltering from English Weather
* ||---||
(New) Jersey Cow
O O O O
/ /
(__) /
(__) (xx)/
(DD) +--------+\//
/-------\/ \| | /
/ | || +--------+
* ||----||
~~ ~~
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
at Gillies in Texas
o o
|__| (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
/-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains
male relative cow cow cow
cow
x
xxxx|xxxx
xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
|
//
(__) // (__) (__)
(oo)// (oo)===(oo)
/-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\
/ | |// / | || || | \
* ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| *
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows
o o (__) ~
/ (oo) /
/ _____\/___/
(__) \__/ / / / /
(oo) _______(oo) ~ / * /
/---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/
/ | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\
* ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \
~~ ~~ ||-----|| / /
~~ ~~ ~ ~
Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
Cow Cow (That's what comes of
(developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
cow-culus) Ray Tube)
o
| [---]
| |
| | |------========|
/----|---| | **** |=======|
/___/___\___ o | **** |=======|
| | ___| |==============|
| | ___ {(__)} |==============|
\-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============|
/ / /---===--{ \/ } |
----------------- / | NASA |==== |
| | * ||------||-----~
----------------- || | |
/ / ~~ ~ |
/ ---- \
~~ ~~ This cow jumped over the Moon
(__)
([][]) "I have this recurring dream
__\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__)
/ \__ ~ :..("")
/\\ / / // ____\_____\/ //
/----~/__/ / // \\/ \___ / //
\\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ //
/====== \/ =======/==============//
*_/ / /~ // / \\
/ ~ // \\
Psycowlogist and patient
(___)
\~~~~~~~~ (__) (o o)
\~~~~~~~~\ (oo) /
*-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/
~_______/ --- \______~ // -----\
~-------- \S/ /\_____~ \\/_~{} /==V===[]
\______/ \_____\\//
\__/
It's a bird... //\ The Boss
It's a plane... // \ (Bruce Holstien)
// //
~~ ~~
==================
_____________________________ H H
| |-------------| H (__) H
| | ________ | H (oo) H __
| COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ H / \
| JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP |
| | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H __ /
| | o | H~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~H ||
| | ~ | H H ||
| | ] | H H ||
| | | H H ||
|_____________|_____________| H H ||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard
( ( )
( ( ) )
( ( )
( / )
( ( \ )
( | // )
| | (__)
| | (oo) (__)
| | ----\/ ______(oo)_____
| | || ( _)_______(__) )
**| | ---|| __________/
``'---------~~
Cow Hide Cow Pie
| / ___________
____________ \_# / | ___ | _________
| | #/ | | | | | = = = = |
| | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | |
| | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | |
| | | | | #_// | | | | | |
| | \ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
| | | | | \\# /_____/ | --- | | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |~~~~~~| | | | || | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |~~~~~~| | | | || | |
~~~| (~~~~~) |~~~~~#~| H |_ |~| | |||| | |~~~~~~| |
| ( ||| ) | # ~~~~~~ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
`v'- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | ||||||| |
|| |`. (__) (__) ( )
(oo) (oo) /---V
/-------\/ \/ -------- * | |
/ | || ||_______| \
* ||W---|| || || *
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
"Cow Town"
(__) (__)
\\(oo) (\/)
/-----\\\/ /-------\/
/ | (##) / | ||
* ||----||" * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing
(__) (__) (__)
(\/) ($$) (**)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/
/ |'''''|| / | ||
* ||''''|| * ||----------------||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow
*
** **
* ** * * * **
* / / * *
/ / / (__)
* / / (__) /--------(00)
/ (00) / / / | |( )
/-------\/ * ||---- ||()
/ / | || / / || ||
* ||----|| ~~ ~~
/ / ~~ ~~ / / Cow Chewing Marbles
Cow in Heat
(___)
(o o)
/------ / (__) (__)
/ ____O (oo) (oo)
| / /----\----\/ /-------\/
/\oo===| / || / | ||
| || *||~-----|| * OO----OO
* ~~ ~~ ~~
Cowt in the Act low rider cow
(__) \__ (__)
(oo) o (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/
/ | || / | || ||______||
* ||----|| * ||----|| ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO OO
Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow
(__) (__) \_||_~
(oo) (oo) (*||*)
/---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/
/ | || / || / | ||
* ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO }{
li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow
____
(____)
.xxxx.
(__) '(oo)`
(oo) /-----'-\/ `
/-------\/ / | |============>
/ | || * ||----| (~)
* ||----|| ~~ ~
~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi
holy cow armed and dangerous
(___) (___)
(o o) (o o)
/------- / /------- /
/ | ||O / | O~ ||O
* ||,---|| * ||,---||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull
(---)
( )
/----- (___)
| | (o o)
| | | (-----) /
| | | / / O
| * | * | O |
~~ ~~ -----
Coward Phone Bull
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: # ##
##****##
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| | | | *
| | (__) | | (__)
| | (oo) | | (oo)
| | /-------\/ | | -----------\/--
| | / | || | | ----| |---
| | * ||----|| | | --------
| \______~~____~~___ | \_________________
| _________________ | _________________
| / | /
| | | |
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/ / \
Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree.
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| \_________________
| _________________
| /
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| | (__)
| | *---------(..)
/ ~~----~~\/
Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt.
. / . . : (__)
. / . . : (xx)
/ . . * : __------\/
/ * : * ||____||
| (__) | . . ** : / | |\
. /| (oo) | ** :
/ | /\/ | . . * : Hamburger
. / |=|==|=| . * :
. / | | | | . :
/ USA | ~||~ |NASA . : * (__)
|______| ~~ |______| . : (oo)
. (__||__) . . : \-------\/
. /_ /_ . . . : 8-| ||
!!! !!! : ||----||
: ~~ ~~
The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow
...---...
../ / | \..
./ / / | \.
/ / / | \
/ / / | \
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
| /
| /
| /
| /
| /
| /
| /
| /
| /
| /(__)
\|/ (oo)
/---++--\/
/ | || ||
* ||-++-||
~~ ~~
Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
..---.. (__)
/ (oo)
| RIP | /-------\/
| | / | ||
| | * ||----||
| | ~~ ~~
| |
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
(__)
(oo)
/---+ +--\/
/ | | | ||
* ||-+ +-||
~~ ~~ *
David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ | || -~~- || | \
* ||---- -~~- || *
~~ ~~
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ | || || | \
* ||----|| ||----|| *
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
(__) _--------_
(oo) |__________| BIG
/-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC
/ | 007 || __________
* ||----|| |_ _|
~~ ~~ --------
Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
(__)
(oo)
/'~~~-m
(__) / '' ` )
(oo) o /| /|/|_ | /|
/ \/ / / _ / | | | |
/ _\===~ ___\_____/___ |_____|_|
___|__/ |/ (___________(_) //|| ||
* ~ ~ * ww ww
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula
____ ____ |+++++|
|++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++|
|++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++|
|++++| |++/ /( ) |++++| |+++++| __
| | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++|
-----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ ----------------------------------
o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) | __
| _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
|-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\
-|_ \_|-_|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 0 _| * \/ *
| __________________________________/
| W| \_/ /----------------- \_/ /
/ / \___/ \___/
/ / \
~~~ ~~~ Who you gonna call...?
(__) (__) (__) (----------)
(00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
/------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------)
/| || /| || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter
* (__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
\-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/| | / / / / / \
//||----||\ * //------\ * \\--// * \\----\\
~ ~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking
(__)
(oo) (__) o * (__)
\/ (oo)/ " | (oo)
____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
---/ --** / | / | |
*____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----||
//--------/ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
//__ Cow Cow pooing
Cow marching standing
Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls!
(__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/
( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ~ _/ /\_ ~
/\_| /\/ |_/ / \\/ O \//
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
______
(__) | | (__)
(oo) | | ($$)
----\/ /-----~~~~~~ /-------\/
|| / | || / | IRS ||
---|| * ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Eric the half a cow The unknown cowmic Tax Acowntant
(___) (___) (___)
(0 0) (0 0) (0 0)
/ / /
__[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__
/_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===:
\OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/
Cowed Forces
_ /
- ( ) - /\
/ " /| | (__)
(__) / | | (oo)\
________(oo) /____| | \/| \
/| \/ / \/ | \
/ |_______|| __(_______ |||__ \
* || || |__________| ||| ____\---*
~~ ~~
Thomas Edison's cow Cow hearing his master's voice
) ( _
(____) / (__)
==========I
/ = = ~ ==' '== (oo) ||||||
I
(-O--O-) ~ 8 O O 8 /-------\/ |||||
I
( ) ~ /------- ( ) / | ||__o=< ||||
I
/------- ||||||====== / | || \_/ * ||----| |||
I
/ | || \/ * ||----|| ~~ ~ ||
I
* ||----|| ~~ ~~
~~ ~~
Groucho Moo-x Chico Harpo
______________________ _______________________
| | | |
| (__) | | (__) |
| (oo) | | (oo) |
| /-------\/ | |---\/ /----|
| / | || | | || / | |
| * ||----|| | |--|| * ||--|
| ~~ ~~ | | ~~ ~~ |
|--------------------| |---------------------|
Normal Cow 0 Cow modulo one 1
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
______________\/______ ____ /-------\/ __
/___/___/___/___/___/_/| /___/| / | || _/_/|
|___|___|___|___|___|_|| |__||/|* //-----|||_|_||
|_|___|___|___|___|___|| |_|__|/|~~ ~/|___||
|___|___|___|___|___|_|/ |___|_|/ |___|_|/
Cow in the GDR before... ...and after 9-Nov-1989
______________(__)_________________ (__)
/_______________(oo)_______________ / (oo)
| \/ || \/
_|_ _|| ||
/__/_______________________________/__/| ||
( ) ( )| ||
| |________________________________| | | ||
\_____________________________________/] /------- /
[] [] [] / | ||
* ||----||
COW-CH ~~ ~~
Cowraffe
* *
/
/
/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \/
/ (__) +----------+
| (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~ | | |
|~~~| \/. \ // \_* |~~~| | |
| |-----'//'====='\\-----| | | |
| |-----//---------||----| | | |
| |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _| | +----------+
~||~ ~||~ || ||
"COWCH POTATO"
+------------+ +
| B A T E S | (__) o
| (0x) ( ) |C O R R A L | (**) /|
---------- | \/ ( ) +------------+ \==/ / |
| W------ | | ( ) v
| ---------- *---- ====; ( )
| | (__) | / ( )
| (oo) | | ( )
| \/ | \+ | ( )
---------- + ( )
Ice Cowbe COWBOOOOOM! | |
o o
Psycho Cow (with knife)
(__)
(oo) ------------------------- _______________________
/-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! | | ~ ~ /|
/ | || ------------------------- | ~ ~ ~ / |
* ||----|| |(_ ~ COW-PIE ~ /_)|
~~ ~~ |(oo ~ /oo)|
The Simpsons' cow | \/ ~ ~ / \/ |
|(__) / (__)|
/ \(oo)(_ ~ ~ /_)(oo)|
\_____________/ \\/ (oo /oo) \//
/\___________/ \/ ~ / \/ /
Cow in / /\_________/ (__) / (__) /
trouble / / /\_______/ (oo) \~/ (oo)/
/ / / / (__) / \/ :(__)\//
___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___ (__):(oo) /
\/ / / / / / \(oo): \/ /
\/_____\/ / / / \\/(__) /
\/_______\/ / / (oo)/
\/_________\/ / \//
\/___________\/ \:/
/ \
/ \
(__) (__) (______) (__)
(oo) (oo) ( o o ) (oo)
/--------\/ /~~~~~~~\/ /----- / /-------\/
/ | | ./ {~)))))_} / | |\/ / | ||
|--W-----| ||'' || * ||----|| * (.)(.)||
| | | | ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
~~ ~~
cow before weight cow after Conceited Dolly Parton's
loss program the program Cow Cow
(___)
( OO
______ ______ _____\_ | ______ (__) ______
| | | | | |\O cowstle | | (oo)| |
| |____| |____| | | |__\/_| |
| | | |
| | (__) | |
| __________ | (oo) | __________ |
| | | | \/------- | | | |
| | | | ___ | ___ |_\_ | | | |
| | (__) | |_| |_|_| |__|| |__| | (__) | |
| | (oo) | | (oo) | |
| \___\/___/ \___\/___/ |
| |
| |
( ______ )
( / )
( / )
( | | )
| | | |
| | | |
|_________________________|________|______________|
\
\
\
(__)
(oo) /
/---\----\/ /
/ | || * (__) /
* ||---\-\ ( OO /
~~ ~~ \---\___/\_|\=/>
~~ ~~ | \===/>
\\_____// | /______/ /
|| |
_________\\_\\_____/____________________
/\------ ~ ~ /
(oo) /
(--) * /
Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas Cow Circus: Tightrope walking
______________________
| |\
| (__) | |
| (oo) | |
| \/ | |
| / | |
///////// \_ \_/////// |
| | / | | (__)
| /++++++< | | _____(oo)
|==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/
| * | \_\_ | | / | ||
_______O)-----~---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____
cow-lliope in the circus parade
*
\
w w (__)
\ / // (oo)
\\/ \// \/
| | (__) >--( )--<
|(__)| (oo) / \
\(OO)/ .-\/-. >--- {} ---<
//\/\ <| |> v / v
|| || \/ / | (oo) |
||__|| |\/\/| \(~~)/
/~~ ~~ /---- | |
/ ======== / | |
/ /* * * / \/ \
|==============| /__*_*_*_ | |
/ || || ~ / ~
======== / ~~ ~~ *
_____ /
Cow balancing on ball Cowslip Cownilingus
(__) -''- "Here's
(oo) ____________________ ( oo ~ mooing
/-------\/ | | /\_|-- at you,
/ | | / | o o o o o o | | \__ _ kid!"
* ||----| / ====================== | \___['
~~ ~ || || | ||
Cowncillor his cowch |____|-
| |
~ ~
(__) (__) (__) (__) humphrey cow-gurt
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/ \/ \/-------\
/ | || =================== || | \
* ||----|| || |--| |--| || ||----|| *
~~ ~~ -- ~ ~ ~ ~ -- ~~ ~~ (__)
A game of cowntract bridge (oo)
/ \/ ____________
/ \===~__| |
---------------------- _|___ / |______________|
(__) | \-/ \-/ || | |=====| | | |
(oo) | _|_ _|_ |__| | *I I| | | |
/-------\/ ---------------------- I I~ ~ | |
/ | || | \-/ | | | |
* ||----|| | _|_ |_| |_| |_| | wolfgang amadeus moo-zart
~~ ~~ ----------------------
Just a humble cownoisseur
(__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__)
(oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__)
\/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo)
\/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
\/
a cownfluence
_______
(__( .-< | | |
(oo) | |___|___|
___\/___| |\_____/|
| | | | |
| | | |_______|
>-' | | _ | _ |
*----/ /-------// |--(_)--|
/ / | || |_______| (__)
/ * ||----|| | | (++)
~ ~ ~~ ~~ |_______| \/
Egyptian Cow Marie Antoinette's Cow
_
________|@|________
| POLICE BOX | __
|---------------| (~\/~) \(:)/
|_______| / | \oo/ (o|o)
|| | || | | /-----\/ /-----\_/
||-----|| | | /| | /| |
||__|__|| | | V ||----|| ~ ||----||
| ___ | | | ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
| |___| | | | Vulcan Cow Klingon Cow
| _____ | (__)
|| || (oo) ---------
|| ||----//\/ ---< Master? >
|| ||B-9 | ---------
||_____||______\|
|_______|_______|
----------------
a Certain Time Lord's Cow (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! |
( ----0----------------
(___) _\/_
|===| /oooo\---O
________\_/ /oooooo\
| | | /oooooooo\
# ||______|| /oooooooooo\
|| || /____________\
~~ ~~
RoboCow a Dalek Cow
__________________ ___________________ ___________________
/ine McBovine McBov /McCow McCow McCow M /ttle McCattle McCat\
/cBovine McBovine McB /Cow McCow McCow McCow /e McCattle McCattle M\
------------------------ -------------------------
-------------------------
\ovine McBovine McBov/ \McCow McCow McCow McC/ \attle McCattle McCatt/
\McBovine McBovine / \w McCow McCow McCow/ McCattle McCattle /
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ronald McDonald's Cows
@ @
@@@ @
@@ @
Pffii @@@@ @@
___________D @@@@@@
|________ | _______
(__) | / /
( oo /~| | __ /
/\_|// | | / | |
_/____/__| | | | | |
| ___/-----------------_| (__)
| / '(oo)
| / | | |\/
| | O | / / __ /
|----| |-----------/ \-\\ (__)
/ | o | \\ _( )_
________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____
Cow Express Suicidal Cow
o _____________
/ / \
[__] ( take off, eh! )
__ | / (oo) ----'\_____________/
\/----/// /-------\/
*/\______(xx) / | ||__|
( ) * ||----| U
~~ ~
Pro-democracy cow from Beijing Canadian Cow
o o o o o o
o o o o o o o o o o
o o o o ( ) o ( ) o ( ( o
O ) ( ) ( ) (
o o (__) o o (__) o (__) o o (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) o (oo) o
/------$$$$ o o /-------\/ o /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | $$$$ / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| o * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| o
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry
___
_/... *== ________________
__________ (___) /:::::: (/_\) / \
/| '(0 0) |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo |
/ | / /-----+-+--- / /\________________/
* |||----|||-/ * / | | | | 0 ___/
||| ||| * | _ |_| _ |
|| --+_+- ||
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow -- --
| |_ | |_
/ |____| |____|
/ O Santa Cows
/ , \
/ O _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _
-/ , \- / |~ |~ \
/ O | |~ o| |~ o |
/, , / o| o| /
/ O O / /
-/ , \- / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
/ O , / / .
/ , O , (__) /* * / ./\.
/ O , O (oo) / / .//.\.
/ O \-\/ **** **** .///\\\.
------------------|| (oo) (oo) ////\\\\.
||/ ||----|| /-------\/ \/------- ||
|| ~~ ~~ /| || || | ~~
Merry Cow-ristmas * ||----|| ||----|| *
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Christmas Cowols
O
O O O
O *
Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\
_____________________| |_____ /||o\
/______________________________ /|o|||\
~ /________________________________ /|||||o|\
~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\
~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\
/-------\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\
/ | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | |
* ||----|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo
oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
|----------------------| /\
| | / /\/ \
| | / \/ / \/\
| | / \
| | ----------------------------
|______________________|
\/
|----------------------| o-@@
|______________________|
Minimalist Dead Cow
----------------------
Mark Rothko Cow
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) |
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo |
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| |
------------------------------------------------
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | Jackson Pollock cow
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo |
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | ____________________
------------------------------------------------ | (__) |
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | (oo) |
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | /-------\/ |
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | / | || |
------------------------------------------------ | * ||----|| |
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | ~~ ~~ |
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | Ceci N'est Pas |
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | Une Cow |
------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Andy Warhol Cow Rene Margritte Cow
oo --
\/
cow by night sleeping cow by night Chesire Cow
II
( MOOOOOO ! ) II\
________ / II + (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car!
)
| 'v' + II (00)
| \________|____ \II \/-------\
| ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || || (__) ..oo ( How can he )
|\|______\_O_/___| + II ||----|| * (oo) ( afford that? )
| \_______________ \II ~~ ~~ \/--------\
(OO_##########_OO) II + || || \
(\(_____[PHIL]_____) + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
(_) (_) \II II ~~ II ~~ II
II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
What cows think when people MOO at them
/\ ~ (__) (__)
/__\ | ( oo _ (oo)
_ (o o) | /\__|( ) _ /-\/-\
/ /\_/ / | \==//=(_) *POW!* / \
| /|I I| | ==== | |
~/ |I I| | | | |
| |I I| /| _ / \
| |I I| / / / __________\
| |_____| * || || \\
~ *~ ||_ ||_ (_)
cow giving forgiveness Moo-hamid Ali Cow Bell.
(!!) _/\_ \_\
!!!!!!!!(oo) _______(oo) _________(oo)
!/| \/ /| \/ /| Ferrari \/
!/ |______|| / |______|| / |________||
* || || * || || * || ||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Last of the Moo-hicans Mayflower cows Sports Cow
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/--------------- \/ / ------------- \/
/ ( !S M T W T F! ) / ( |7 8 9 +| )
/ ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) * ( |4 5 6 -| )
* ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |1 2 3 X| )
( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |C 0 = /| )
(+-+-+-+-+-+-+) ~---------~
|| || || ||
|| || || ||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
"COWLENDAR" "COWCULATOR"
/\
/ __ ________ ------
DOCTOR _/__\_ |__| | |====|
MOO/ /=(OO) (oo) * | v|
\/ --/==-\/== /-------\/ |~~ *|
/ | \==|| \== /// / | || ------
* ||-|==|| \==\/==/ * ||----||
~~ ///~~ \===/ ~~ ~~
Gallifreyan Cow Straight out of Cowllege
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/ # #
/ | || \ //
* ||----|| \ //
~~ ~~ --- /
| |
| | |
| | |
| / \_/ (__)
| // \ <--(xx)--#-
| // \ /\
___________\|/___________
Cow-a-flower Cow at butcher's party
___--------___ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ . . . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|\/ . (__) . \/| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~oo~~~~~~~~~~~~
|| . . (oo) . . || ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|/ . \/ . /\| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\___ . . ___/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
--------- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow in a haggis Cow on top of Ben Nevis
___________________________
| (__) (__) (__) (__) | * (__)
| ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo | (oo)
_______| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| |________ \-------\/
| | | ||
| _____ _____ | ||----||
|___| |________________________| |____| (oo) (oo)
|___| |___|
Cow-pooling rollerscating cow
__ o oo o
(__) \||/
(__) (__) (___)
(__) (oo) (oo) (o o)
( ) /-------\/ /-------\/ /$$$$$$$ /
( /* ) / | || / | || / $$$$$$$|O
| | * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||w---||
~ ~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Dairy-Air East Indian Cow Injun Cow Cash Cow
( )
(___) PRISON# # # # # ||| |||
(o o) # # # # #(_#) # (O O)
/------------ / # # # # #(o#) # /------------\___/
/ | #-# # #/-#--#--#-\# # / | |||
* | ||| # # |# # #||# # / || |||
||--------||| # *# |#--#--#||# # * ||----------|||
~~ ~~ # # ~# # #~~# # ~~ ~~
Orville Redencow The Bakker Cows
(__) (__)
/ oo ______ / @@ ______
| /\_| | | /\_| | \
| |___ | | | |___ | |
| ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
* | | ---- | | | | ---- | |
| |_____ | |_____
\|________| *____/|________|
CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter
(__) (__)
/ -- ______ / .\/. ______
| /\_| | | /\_| | \
| |___ | | | |___ | |
| ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
| | ---- | | * | | ---- | |
| |_____ | |_____
*____/|________| \|________|
CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler
\ \\
\ \\
/ / \
/ / \
\
\(__) \(__)
*--> (oo) *--> (oo)
/ / \/ o / / \/
/ / / /
/ o /
/ /
// //
// o //
B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run
___
/ ( ) Happy
| |--| Mooosic! (__)
| | /__ (oo)
+----------+ __oo| / -\/ (__)
|Steinway &|_ \/| | / || >----(oo)---->
|___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\/
| | | / / | ~~ / | ||
o o o | | ||---- * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~
Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
(__) +=============================+
(oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N |
______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ |
__|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__)
/ --- \ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo)
|[] / / / | |==|==| | \/
| @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| |
/ / ------------------------------------
--- ---
COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars
__ _________ __ _________
( V _ _ )_ ( V )_
/ ( \o/ ) ) / //// )
( \_O_/ ( (---) \
/O ) |moo| )
( @ @ / ( (---) /
(_____/\____) (_____/\____)
o o
o o
o o
(__) (__)
/----(uu) /----(uu)
*__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s
/\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) /\(* \| __ \\----==s \))
|/))* | )*\||/))// |/))* | )*\||/))//
~ ~\/--\*) ~ ~\/--\*)
Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage
(__) o o * (__)
(oo) o o (OO)
/-------\/==o o \-------\/
/ | || ____ [] | ||
* ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----||
~~ ~~ /__ ~ ~~
Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started
the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.
__// \__ |\__|\
/~~~)~~/ ) ( \~~(~~~ | 00 |
/( _( ~/ \~ )_ ) \---<( -- )>---/
/ // | / | / |--| /
/ O/ \O // \__/ \--/
( )/ //\( ) ( )
/ // / | |
/ / /W COW-TOW W --------
* \( )/ * || ||
\_ _// nn nn
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow after learning that
the vice president has a
(__) (__) (__) (__) lower IQ than he does
(oo) + (oo) = (oo) (oo)
\/ \/ \/ \/ (__,
(+o)
(__) (__)(__) (__) (__) (__) /-----#-----\'
(oo) + (oo)(oo) = (oo) (oo) (oo) / | Cownucks|| \
\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ }}--------}} o
== == --
Cownting... This cow plays hockey
/.
moo /'' .
(__) MOO! ' / ./ \..
(oo) / ../ .' \.
/-------\/ ../ / ../ \
/ | || ./ ./ ./ \
* ||----|| ./ ./
\.
-------~~----~~----- .../ ../ ../
\
/ / /
Ech-cow (echo)
________________ (__)
~__~ / (--)s-mmmmoooooooOOOOOO!
(oo) ( Milk is logical. ) __ \O//
/-------\/ --'\________________/ / ==s)\_____
/ | || *--/|_/-----/ OO COW
* ||W---|| |__ __ II JOYRIDES
~~ ~~ O O o o / \-----/ \
Mr Spock's cow \__/ \__/
* . . ,
. . * . .
. *
/ , (__) , ,
- * - ( . |
. / , . \/ . - - .
. / \ , |
, * * / /\\
. /\ / . .
* . / \ . .
_|_ , . , / , *
| . , . * , . .
. , . . . * .
The Milky Way
/ ________________________________
\/ / \
(__) / | At times likes these you |
(oo) O O | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! |
_\/_ // O \________________________________/
* ( ) // O
(\ // o
\( \ ) o (__)
( \ ) / (oo)
___[\______/~~~~~~~\__/) o-)__ /\/\
|\__[=======______//________)__ Cocown (\==/)
\|_______________//____________| <>/
||| || //|| |||
||| || @.|| ||| (___) /~~~~~\
|| \/ .\/ || /- - / MU /
. . ( ~ ) __/______/
'.'.' \_O_/
COW-OPERATION Buddha's Cow
(_ ~ - _) / ~
( - - | =s
O | *
| O - |
| |
- - |
)
Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
(__) ---_
(__) _______________* (oo) /| \
(xx)- /-------\/ / | \_ (__)
\/ /-\___________\-- / | | * || (oo)
* ------ ~~ \____ \/
Boneless Cow No leg cow (ground beef) Two leg cow (lean beef)
(__)
(oo)
\/ \___/
/ / \ (0 0)
/ /\ /
/\ / v
/ / \ |
/ <-------|------->
/ * |
| |
/ | / __|__
\ \/ \/
/ \ \/ \/
/ \\___ \/ \/
/ \ __|__
/ \ /
/ / / \ | /|
/ \ | V |
/ / \ | |
/ \ | |
/ \ W W
\\
===============================O=========== Stick Cow sunbathing
=========================================== at Malibu wearing a
O) O) special cow bikini.
The dreaded cowtapult
(__) (___) ** ((__))
(__) (__) (___) \ ((oo))
(oo) ( ) ( ) \\------\\//
| \/ | ( /*) | | || ||
| | || || | | |||----|||
(___) ~~~ ~~~
Cows doin' it Cows doin' it \_* Cow during an
FRONT VIEW BACK VIEW TOP VIEW Earthquake
(( _ _ (___) (__)
( D (_)(_)____ (0 0) (oo)
_______\__| | MOOTV____( /-------\_O---moo *-\/-------\
/| || _/\____/ / | || / || | \
/ ||____| \/~ / * ||,---|| * ||-----|| *
* || | O O ~~ ~~ \/|(/)(/\(,,/
~~ ~ Romie mooed... while Julie ate.
"Moo-vie Camera" (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)
______________________________________________________
| |
_______ | |
/ _____ | | ACME MOO-VERS |
/ /(__) || | |
________/ / |OO| || | |
| |-------|| | |
(| | -.|| |_______________________ |
| ____ ||_________||____________ | ____ ____ |
/| / __ |______|| / __ / __ | | / __ / __ |\
\|| / |_______________| / |_| / |__| |___________| / |__| / |_|/
| () | | () | | () | | () | | () |
\__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/
"The Moo-vers are here!"
-- (__) * (__)* (__)* (__)* (__)
*--- - (QQ) (oo) (oo) (oo) (o-)
- \------\/ \-------\/ ~~\-------\/ ~~\-------\/ ~~\-------\/
--- | | | // | // | // | ||
- ||()--|| ||------+ ||------+ ||------+ ||----||
oo oo ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Roller Cow Cows in polonaise
-------------/
/
/
/
/
/
/ (__)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa)
/ ____
|\/| {___} \__/ \/ * \/
(oo) ( * ) (--) | O O |
/-------\/ V /--------\Q/ /--------\/ /
/ | ||__| / | || / | || \**/
* ||----| * ||-----|| * ||----|| --
~~ ~ -- -- -- -- Milkael
Cow from Vulcan Smoking 1-eyed cow Cow w/ rabbit ears Cowbachev
(*) (*)
(__) ~ ~ (__)
(oo) | | | @(oo)@
[..] | = | [..]@@
| U (-) | | | | (-) U @@@@
|| ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>== ||
|| ) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( ||
||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___||
|\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/|
| | | | | / |
= * = = = = * =
cows having candlelight dinner
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
(___)
(o o)
( ** ) __\_/__
|e e| //~~*~~ \___/
/ ____*===*______* / * (O O)
OO * Givenchy * / | * | /
| * * * |=====| / O
/**************** * "|_____|"
// ************* | | | Cow exclaiming
|| || \_/|| | | | "Holy Cow"
|| || || || |_|_|
v| v| v| v| ~ ~
Haute Cowture COWNT
|\
|[] |\
(__) | |[] |\
(--) | (__) | |[] |\
* _________\/ /| (o-) | (__) | |[]
| (__) /,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (oo) | (__) |
| __(oo) *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (OO) |
\===== |\/ | *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /|
_|_/ \_ |===========| *--------------/,, ,, / |
-//\-----/\ o |===========| *----------------|
\_/ \_/ o |===========| |
----------------- o |================|
Cowazaki COW-WARD o o
______________________________
/ \
( Freisian a jolly good fellow! )
\________________ ____________/
) ) ()
(__) // ( )
(__) (oo) / (___) ( __ )
/(oo)---\/ (o o) (oo)
/-------\/ || /------- /-------/||||
/ | ||----|| O|| | / | || |||
* ||----|| ~~ ||---,|| * * ||----|| |
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull Ayatollah Cow-manhi
(__) |====|
/--------------------/ (oo) \oo/
/ | || / (__) /-------\/ /-------\/
* ||----|| /-----------(oo) / | ||----> / | ||
~~ ~~ \/ * ||----|| * ||----||
___/ ___/ ~~ ~~
Network Virtual Cow Cowcatcher
(with separate frontend and backend) Cow waterskiing (Major league)
/ __
{__} _[__]_
(oo) /(oo)\
/-------\/ /------@\/@
/ | + || / | |@@
* ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Sacred Cow Zen Cow (eating grass) Hasidic Cow
_____ _________________
/ / \
( 1+2=3 ) ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) )
\__ _/ \_____ __________/ (__)
( ( ) ) >(==)
\ // )__( /-\/-\
(__) / (oo) /( )\
(oo) \/-------* ~ ( ) ~
/-------\/ || | ( )
/ | || ||----|| /----\
* ||----|| vv vv / \
~~ ~~ ~ * ~
COWculator (2) Reverse Polish Cow Cow-a-bunga
~~ ~~
O (___) || * ||----||
| (o o) || | ||
(no-bull-ity) ---> % - /- || \-------/\
|\/| O | || (oo)
| | | || ( )
/ v-' || ><
/==========| ( )
// || (oo)
,------._(__) || || /-------\/
* | ( oo || || / | ||
vv====>----=\/====vv |===========| * ||----||
~~ ~~
COWTOW Bi-cow molecule
(__) (__)
() () _____| oo | |oo|
()() / | /----|-|__|-|
(oo) / | / | ||
/-------UU /____________| * ||----||
/ | || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
* ||w---|| Cow dressed up Cow dressed up
~~ ~~ as ghost as Frankenstein
Eh, What's up Doc? for Halloween For Halloween
(__) |\/| (__)
(oo) (oo) >(==)
__[_]__\/ /-------VV /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| --> . * ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Portable Cow Japanese model Lycownthropy Cow-a-bunga (2)
(very handy) portable COW
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